its f l y i n g !!!

August 21, 2004

hais!today.kayaking was just so crap la..we had to use the single canoes.actually.its mush easier than the doubles..yea! really..cool you know.like.its more fun too!oh wells.n mann.the stupid instructor was so idoitic!i mean.we din do anything bad la!i mean.its so crapped! like..that fat-disgusting-worse than saddistic-dark blue shirt instuctor is so what la.he was like laughing at us when something happens to us one eh. so stupid.he saw us rafting and he was like "you know your rafting is like. HORAANDOUS!"i doit.if you have nothing good to say, dont say.we all felt demoralised ok!stupid fat n dark blue shirt instructor.stupid eh.the light blue one is so much better..he was like.you all were quite good today.i think it was cos of the 1st time we went.then we were..i think ultra lousy or something la.sigh.was thinking for it to be better.but whatever la.i dun like him.AT ALL!

hais.but maybe he was saying the truth n all those stuff la.hais.everything was like slack mann.[but the sun was definitely not slacking man.so hot!my tan is so uneven!the lower arm n the upeer half thigh.what kinda tan is it!so disgusting.now, to make my tan look nice, i must wear the not long not short kinda clothes.hais.disgusting la.hahas.oh wells.at least i have a tan.hahs.is that bad?we had capsizing drill.and...ok la.its fun!heehee.WITHOUT THE DARK BLUE SHIRT INSTRUCTOR! hais.saddistic.i actually made it man.hahs!!but.i hit my head.pain ok!the fat n dark blue shirt one was like..wait.i cant remember what he said la.but it was like.you stupid la.that kinda thing.IDOIT!the light blue shirt one was so much nicer!he asked if i was ok.michelle brushed her thigh against the.....*shoot.i cant remember that part of the canoe.*really red n stuff!like.hahs.physical abuse!hahas.oh wells.caned!

hahs.then like we were then supposed to capsize n then save people.they were like in front..then we were at the 'back' la.then..we were either floatign away or it was they who were floating away!hahas.ohw ells.then we could hardly hear anything la.n then some *beep* was like...what la.stop controlling me ok?you aren't as god as you think you are.stop yourself perceiving as some great person.you aren't not near.you are just always at the right place at the right time.you are a wanna be bimbo.stop that.you aren't near that.stop trying to be someone you're not!you think you are popular.trying to copy everyone else.you dont understand, do you?*beep*hais.things are just stupid.n irritatin.bleaa.

we were going to do the singles capsizing drill on our own that one..and the nice light blue chirt instructor was like.i dunneed to explain anymore rite?you all should understand la, rite?cos you all are mg girls.meaning that we are smart people!nice light blue shirt instructor! then we were trying to capsize him..but.he just floats up again.n again.n again.AND AGAIN!he cannot drown or capsize one eh.scary.i think we were mean to him.but.he din mind so it was ok.n *bepp* was like "oi.stop it la.yada yada yada...you all yada yada yada"freak n go away!

bleaa.hais.oh wells. then we had another 'challenge'..it like.you save people...yupp! i was supposed to capsize then michelle n meighin will try to save me.and michelle ah.kept screaming cos of the dead ants on her.she want me to die la.my float was all the way to....yea.then she was still flicking the dead ants off her body.i was half dead!dying.so tired ok!n really tiring!cos like.i had to hold the boat together and keep myself afloat!use so much of my stomach muscles!i think i should have lost some fats la.hahs.oh wells.hahs...6 pac?

hahas..then we went ashore.then back to the place la.hhaahahs.n we were SO UBER PISSED at everything la.mann..and the FAT N SADDISTIC instructor was not making things any better la.he was like still so ultra mean.she scolded michelle yeo small and made her feel so sad ok?all she was trying to do was help us la! and he ws like"YOU!come here now!stand here and dont do anything!you are making things worse!and all those stuff.stupid la.michelle was just trying to do something!if she doesnt' do anything.the stupid fat instructor would scold her n say why are you not doing anything!he doesn't understand the fact that small people can achieve great things!//stoops//.

then the instructor was like"dont feel so sad la."hais.with him n the a bit gay one, kayaking was so fun n nice n we were all looking forward to kayaking again ok!but now, after that fat n disgusting bleaa instructor.i dun wanna kayak again!hais.oh wells.then like..the light blue shirt instructor was like..he started singing some weird song.must be some chinese one then like he was trying to make us laugh?i think.cod we were all really angry.really pissed.cos the stupid instructor was what la.so yea.but.hahhas.the light blue instructor was really nice yupp!

oh wells.we went to the kallang toilet there to change then there were guys coming out of the GIRLS TOILET! we were so freaked out la.we were about to go into the girls toilet then we saw this guy.wait a WHOLE BUNCH of them coming out!so scary!hahahs.then we were waiting for all of them to finish..so tired..we just sat on the floor!haahs.we couldn't be bothered with blocking the way la.hais.then we went in to change.ONE nice guy said sorry for using the toilet.ONE!for using the girls toilet.hais.nowadays..even guys can use girls toilets?hais.hahahs.

then i..uh.happily forgot about the wet stuff..so i also happily din bring my plastic bag.bleaa.hais.hahahs.so we went around asking everyone!hahahs.any random person.hhahhs.we asked this ole man..and he asked us to look into the DUSTBIN to see if we could find one and then wash it[uh.wash the bag.from the dustdin.uh.ok!??]..and he was half naked.and...he actually looked into the dustbin..told him we din want it no more.but he still continued..

oh wells.finally, we asked these two..uh..guygirl[either guygirlbutch]dunno la.hais.but htey wwere REALLY REALLY nice!((: yupp!actually din have many plastic bags.then they gave me the plstic bags they use to put their beer.[they were smoking n drinking n swimming n tanning-though they are kinda bad physically..i think they are like really nice people.like.they were funny n all those stuff]yea.they got me a plastic bag to put my wet clothes and those stuff la.hahahs.yea.then after that one of them was like[the *party* finger sign]and "yay!now your bag wont get wet!" so nice!so funy.weird la.a bit.but still very funny!hahahs.n then we kept saying bye n thank you n bye n thank you.they jumped into the river to swim.hahas.oh wells.

hahhs.took the bus from kallang, it took around 1hour n a half to get to schoool or less than that la.i think i cant remember .hahas.oh wells.we[changkimichelleme] made SO many prank n irritatin calls..hahahs.we call this person.then we were like."hello can i speak to -- please" then -- was like"i am --" n we were like"no, auntie, pass the phone to -- [spelling the name out] n -- just kept saying i am -- n we just continued with the "no auntie can you understand english-- please. --"hhashhshs.. then we called back n was like"--, just now ah.your auntie din want to pass you the phone you know.dunno why she want to pretend she's you somemore" then -- will reply" but i am --!"hhahs.ohw ells.the '--' is alot of people we did that to a lot of people!hahahhs.!!so funny la.hahahs.

went back to schhoool..saw ms ng.like usual, she couldn't remember if i was michelle or priscilla..hahs.ms ng's sop weird!haahahs.oh wells.then everyone only saw my face n all went"why you so black!" hais.everyone told me that hais.oh wells..then met jia lin, serene n shermaine to go to serene's house..hahahs.started to do our pw stuff..NORTH KOREA SHOULD HAVE LOST TO SINGAPORE!..li jia wei was really good.there was one round where it was 11-0..really! jia wei is that good!the grade was so close ok!really!man.sad la.

*pang* la! cannot say that sh** word.its the sh**community!!hahas. elyssa-pang sai, changkki-manuore[however you spell it], me-pang, michelle-sai, jia lin-feaces!ahhas.the sh** community's punisher of whoever who says that word is PANG SAI! elyssa la.ahahs.oh wells.

no smileys for the day.feeling pisseeddd.jjust heard bad news dun feel very happy.i dun like bad news at all.bleaa.that bad news si going to make me suffer.

//my face is black.just like changki's//when all seems lost,hope is just around the corner//

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